Present of the Year

Do you remember the stags? (now ignored and neglected in Sophie's office)

Do you remember Philip's flashing Jesus clock? (taken off the wall as too blasphemous)

Do you remember Shirley's tissue box cover? (still there and often used as a hat)

What about Lindy's butterfly clock? (taken back to the shop and left on the counter)

Well, move over, after just one term Ann-Marie has received the definitive class present -the fertility gnome (the Afghani (!) student who gave it to her said it was "for the bedroom") ...